Dad Bod Underwear Model for a Day

Updated: Mar 28, 2020



So in 2019 DadiDeal searched around for the best underwear for Dads. We had the following criteria:

  • It had to be comfortable to wear

  • It had to make our partners look twice when we dropped our pants (in a good way!)

  • It had to make our Dad bod look almost as good as an underwear model's


So we found the underwear we were looking for without a problem -

but then things got kinda messed up with the festive season. Instead of rocking our very average dad bod in our underwear photos we put on 7 pounds over Thanksgiving & Christmas and our dad bod became a bad bod.

So when the suggestion was thrown out that perhaps we need to take a few weeks to lose a few pounds before we post this article the general consensus was, 'hell no!' In fact, we even managed to justify the extra pounds with the following explanation:


"I wanted to add a few extra pounds to really see if these underwear brands could make a dad with a typical dad bod feel as good as an underwear model"



What I learned being an underwear model....for an hour!


Never show your face! - Plausible deniability!


Stretching the arms removes muffin top - reaching for the sky thins out the midline.


Keep doors & curtains shut - keeping my mother in law out was my sole goal


Stuffing your Undies looks Ridiculous - In an effort to appear larger than life I attempted the ol' stocking stuffer trick. Sadly it only created the appearance of a knob riddled with leprosy.


Don't take photos on a cold day - pretty obvious!


Don't eat for like a week before - O.k so I kinda failed at this one. But I did skip lunch so...nailed it!


Coming up with Poses was probably the biggest challenge of all! Some looked downright nasty while others made even me think - whoa, not bad!




G3 Men's Boxer Brief | CoolNylon


Cool & Light: I liked how thin and light this underwear felt. Ribbedtee has used CoolNylon technology making it feel silk-like with a body-friendly stretch.


Absorption: I tend to avoid these sporty type underwear fabrics as I feel like they don't absorb any moisture. This one surprised me with its absorption keeping me feeling dry & comfortable all day long.


Wedgie-free: Not all men like fabric up their crack & these briefs do not disappoint. I didn't need to go digging at all.


X3Pouch™: design provides a 3-dimensional chamber for your precious parts. I found this pouch to be very sufficient, if not, a little intimidating - but hey, it gives plenty of room for growth.


No Muffin Top: I loved their low profile, anti-pinch & anti-roll hidden waistband which made my waist seem leaner than it actually was.


Abrasion & odor resistant: An important feature that boosts your confidence and keeps you chafe-free. The flat-lock seams with contrast stitching as well as the briefs being Tag Free make sure you're comfortable whether your active or just chilling.


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The Zebra


As you can see from the images higher up, these Zebra Boxer Briefs tend to bring out the wild side. These sexy briefs & socks will have you stripping off and strutting your stuff faster than you can say 'Gucci Baby'.


Atlas Luxe: the fabric used to make this pair of briefs is uber comfy.


Waist band: I'm a bit torn with the waistband as I think the thick band and bright zebra print really makes the underwear pop. On the other hand, it does create a bit of a muffin top to your waist and required some serious sky stretching on my part to avoid this in the photos.


Pouch: Nice soft fabric and reasonable spacing in the pouch area keep your jewels intact.


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