Dad Bod Underwear Model for a Day
Updated: Mar 28, 2020
So in 2019 DadiDeal searched around for the best underwear for Dads. We had the following criteria:
It had to be comfortable to wear
It had to make our partners look twice when we dropped our pants (in a good way!)
It had to make our Dad bod look almost as good as an underwear model's
So we found the underwear we were looking for without a problem -
but then things got kinda messed up with the festive season. Instead of rocking our very average dad bod in our underwear photos we put on 7 pounds over Thanksgiving & Christmas and our dad bod became a bad bod.
So when the suggestion was thrown out that perhaps we need to take a few weeks to lose a few pounds before we post this article the general consensus was, 'hell no!' In fact, we even managed to justify the extra pounds with the following explanation:
"I wanted to add a few extra pounds to really see if these underwear brands could make a dad with a typical dad bod feel as good as an underwear model"
What I learned being an underwear model....for an hour!
Never show your face! - Plausible deniability!
Stretching the arms removes muffin top - reaching for the sky thins out the midline.
Keep doors & curtains shut - keeping my mother in law out was my sole goal
Stuffing your Undies looks Ridiculous - In an effort to appear larger than life I attempted the ol' stocking stuffer trick. Sadly it only created the appearance of a knob riddled with leprosy.
Don't take photos on a cold day - pretty obvious!
Don't eat for like a week before - O.k so I kinda failed at this one. But I did skip lunch so...nailed it!
Coming up with Poses was probably the biggest challenge of all! Some looked downright nasty while others made even me think - whoa, not bad!
G3 Men's Boxer Brief | CoolNylon
Cool & Light: I liked how thin and light this underwear felt. Ribbedtee has used CoolNylon technology making it feel silk-like with a body-friendly stretch.
Absorption: I tend to avoid these sporty type underwear fabrics as I feel like they don't absorb any moisture. This one surprised me with its absorption keeping me feeling dry & comfortable all day long.
Wedgie-free: Not all men like fabric up their crack & these briefs do not disappoint. I didn't need to go digging at all.
X3Pouch™: design provides a 3-dimensional chamber for your precious parts. I found this pouch to be very sufficient, if not, a little intimidating - but hey, it gives plenty of room for growth.
No Muffin Top: I loved their low profile, anti-pinch & anti-roll hidden waistband which made my waist seem leaner than it actually was.
Abrasion & odor resistant: An important feature that boosts your confidence and keeps you chafe-free. The flat-lock seams with contrast stitching as well as the briefs being Tag Free make sure you're comfortable whether your active or just chilling.
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The Zebra
As you can see from the images higher up, these Zebra Boxer Briefs tend to bring out the wild side. These sexy briefs & socks will have you stripping off and strutting your stuff faster than you can say 'Gucci Baby'.
Atlas Luxe: the fabric used to make this pair of briefs is uber comfy.
Waist band: I'm a bit torn with the waistband as I think the thick band and bright zebra print really makes the underwear pop. On the other hand, it does create a bit of a muffin top to your waist and required some serious sky stretching on my part to avoid this in the photos.
Pouch: Nice soft fabric and reasonable spacing in the pouch area keep your jewels intact.
The Refinery
Also from Related Garments, this pair of soft fabric Boxer briefs have become my favorite underwear for wearing with shorts. The reason being they're nice and short so they don't peep out from under your shorts.
Tighter fit: Their tight fit make them great for wearing with shorts or any trousers where you don't want too much fabric flopping around.
Soft fabric: The softer fabric is very comfy - so much so that I often sleep in these briefs and find them to be super comfortable. The waistband is not as soft and quite thick but I find it helps to pull in my belly a bit.
Asset Booster: These briefs don't hide too much to the imagination which makes them quite sexy. Guys who are a little shy may not appreciate this too much. My wife had no complaints!
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Just Wears
O.k, I thought I had seen everything when it came men's underwear but Just Underwear had me totally intrigued! Their approach to the package pouch is pretty genius! These are hands down the most comfortable underwear in my closet at the moment.
The Phallus Palace: The upper pouch functions as quick-draw access while the lower pouch is made of high-performance mesh fabric to wick away sweat and create more airflow down under
Soft fabric: The fabric is some of the softest and most comfortable I've felt. Just Wears makes use of cellulosic fiber sourced from sustainable Austrian beech trees.
Ergonomic: These form-fitting briefs are anti-chafe and don't ride up. In fact, they seem to lie very comfortably on the contours booty making them look pretty good (so I'm told)
I just loved their packaging and website which makes underwear shopping so easy!
Spot Me Now
Mucklestone's Spot-Me-Now boxers are made from the finest Modal Lycra blend. This fabric is a superior bio-based fiber that is carbon neutral and derived from sustainably grown beech trees.
I find the fabric to be so comfortable that I use my Mucklestones for sleeping at night.
Absorption: The fabric makes this underwear more breathable than cotton and 50% more absorbent and is naturally anti-bacterial.
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